Quirky Life Quotes and Sayings
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Keep a fair-sized cemetery in your back yard, in which to bury the faults of your friends.
I know there’s other fish in the sea, but I lost my pole when the last one got away from me.
Gratefulness is the key to a happy life that we hold in our hands, because if we are not grateful, then no matter how much we have we will not be happy, because we will always want to have something else, or something more.
Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.
Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, I am with you kid. Let’s go.
Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.
Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult is to give its real value.
Life has no meaning. And the fact that it has no meaning, has no meaning.
The great business of life is to be, to do, to do without and to depart.
Every one wishes to have truth on his side, but it is not everyone who sincerely wishes to be on the side of truth.
I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
There are only two ways to live your life, one is as though nothing is a miracle,and the other is as though everything is a miracle.
The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy.
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.
I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible stuff just because it comes with the dinner.
Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me, I’ve just been cutting onions. I’m making a lasagna, for one.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Life seems nothing more than a quick succession of busy nothings.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.
Few of us write great novels, all of us live them.
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Count your age with friends but not with years.
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
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